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Post by dirtgirl on Sept 1, 2002 12:43:12 GMT 10
Dirtgirl wants to know why everybody has dropped the ball and stopped talking in the third person.  Dirtgirl also knows that Fathershark must stay away from teenagers of both sexes regardless of the temptation.  Dirtgirl speaks from experience...   ;D Dirtgirl is currently recovering from third degree burns to the heart from just such an experiment...You'll all be happy to know that she has just been moved out of intensive care. The doctors say she will make a full recovery in time. Dirtgirl also wants to know why clizza is only a part time lesbian?  Dirtgirl also wants a dangerous liasion with Spongeboy as she has been seduced by his erotic way with electrons... :hubba: |
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Post by fathershark on Sept 1, 2002 17:00:49 GMT 10
You'll all be thoroughly pleased to note that I am very much alive. From time to time I feel it necessary to pursue a life that is not on-line.
Di - teenagers? bleh.............they have pimples and listen to the Wu Tang Clan..........
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Post by Clizzasnake on Sept 1, 2002 21:55:34 GMT 10
Claire was only joking Mel ;D Di, Claire says that she is bi, Claire also says that is kind of a part time lesbian.....  Claire wonders...if her duck egg is ok, how will she take care of it? Claire thinks its going to be alot of hard work |
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Post by fathershark on Sept 2, 2002 8:37:53 GMT 10
Justin is wearing Pyjama's. They have changed his life.
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Post by loux2 on Sept 2, 2002 17:01:34 GMT 10
lou says that claire should keep the duck egg warm in a box or something. she thinks maybe a lamp shining on the duck egg may be helpful as they do that in the movies and on tv. lou thinks that if claire has another soft furry animal in the house she should get it to sit on the duck egg  |
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Post by Clizzasnake on Sept 2, 2002 18:18:53 GMT 10
Claire thinks that is a great idea lou!
While Claire has been at home she keeps the duck egg in a hot blanket...But claire thinkgs she cant leave it on all day otherwise claires house might just burn down....Claire only has a bird 2 dogs and a horse..Claire believes the dogs might eat her duck egg so she will not leave it with them...
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Sept 2, 2002 23:32:00 GMT 10
melanie knows claire, just screwing with ya. melanie welcomes justin to the magical world of pyjama-wearing. melanie thinks the new mgf album is hilarious. she can't stop listening to it.  |
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Post by fathershark on Sept 3, 2002 13:09:39 GMT 10
Justin thinks that Melanie's psuedo ex-boyfriend doesn't let her spend a whole lot of time in pyjama's.......
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Sept 3, 2002 15:31:53 GMT 10
melanie thinks he does, considering he works from about 2pm-midnight 6 days a week - and doesn't get up til midday, and doesn't get home til about 1am, thanks to the joys of public transport. and on his day off he plays his gamecube or buys more games for his gamecube. so melanie thinks not. |
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Post by fathershark on Sept 4, 2002 14:48:46 GMT 10
Justin always assumed that Melanie's ex worked in a adult theatre as a jizz mopper.....
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Sept 4, 2002 14:54:57 GMT 10
melanie's ex is an apprentice chef, you twat.
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Post by fathershark on Sept 4, 2002 14:56:51 GMT 10
Justin senses that Melanie is upset. Is it perhaps because she herself does not have a job and is starting to become one and the same as her PJ's on a genetic level?
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Sept 4, 2002 14:59:43 GMT 10
melanie is not upset at all. she is quite happy being unemployed - sleeping all day, and lounging around in her pjs. if anything, she is just exhausted, thanks to a 6 hour wait in accident and emergency this morning, and a very uncomfortable sleep on some very hard chairs for all of 30 minutes.
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Post by fathershark on Sept 4, 2002 15:01:16 GMT 10
Justin hopes that the incident in Accident and Emergency was not too serious.
He thinks you should really just go to a Women's Health Centre for the morning after pill.
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Post by Clizzasnake on Sept 4, 2002 18:04:36 GMT 10
Claire thinks her duck egg is dead....claire is very upset, she treated that duck egg like her baby and now it is gone
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Dirtgirl speaks from experience... 
;D Dirtgirl is currently recovering from third degree burns to the heart from just such an experiment...You'll all be happy to know that she has just been moved out of intensive care. The doctors say she will make a full recovery in time. 
