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Post by fathershark on Feb 4, 2005 15:28:39 GMT 10
In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
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Post by Catfish on Feb 4, 2005 15:54:26 GMT 10
The price of lamb has gone up in New Zealand.
$30/hour.
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Post by jcook26 on Feb 7, 2005 15:59:52 GMT 10
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
A man is having sex with his girlfriend one night when she moans "Ohh, deeper. Fuck me deeper." So the man thinks 'Okay' and goes deeper. His girlfriend moans some more and says "Ohh come on, deeper than that." So the man fucks her deeper still. The girl then puts her legs right back behind her head and says "Ohh I want to feel you right up to my oesophagus!"
The man stops and says, astonished "Oesophagus? That's a big word for a 7 year old."
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