cheer up emo kid
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Post by cheer up emo kid on Oct 29, 2004 0:57:37 GMT 10
I would happily pay £1,000 to sniff Britney Spears's panties.
Geez, I wish Paris Hilton was a dude. I am M/25, and I would throw myself at her feet if she was a shemale. Not to far off from possibility, if you check out her lack of a figure, big feet, and smoky voice. If Paris had a cock, she'd have even more fans than she has now, and I'd be first on that long line ready to bend over.
i pay hookers to piss in my ass. It's like an enema with a burny 'after-taste'. It's the best when the hooker is drunk, cause then my ass smells like booze and not poop.
i had the weridest dream last night that my grandpa was half naked with all these piercings on his body; spinal, nipples, etc.. its was gross and really odd.
when i seriously think about it, i would so fuck myself if i ever had the opportunity.
of course, after that i would probably drop my ass, because i'm too complicated.
when i was little i was in love with michelangelo from teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Post by Tiberius on Oct 29, 2004 19:17:58 GMT 10
when i was little i was in love with michelangelo from teenage mutant ninja turtles What’s so weird about that one? I was in love with April O’Neil. |
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cheer up emo kid
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Post by cheer up emo kid on Oct 29, 2004 19:38:14 GMT 10
i thought it was kinda funny and sweet
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Post by Tiberius on Oct 29, 2004 19:41:56 GMT 10
Oh, it is. It just wasn’t disturbing and wrong like most other things from that site, so it just threw me.
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Post by cheer up emo kid on Oct 29, 2004 22:15:46 GMT 10
When my family's not home I go and put on my dad's bra.
I like Ninjas more than pirates
when i wear visors i become a different, dangerous person
I formed my life philosophy mostly from "Depeche Mode" lyrics, and now I'm a 38 year old man who lives off my mother's social security and hangs out at the public library all day.
I like to touch bald mens heads.
sometimes when i'm feeling down at work i look at a picture of a really scarey looking monkey and it cheers me right up
I wish all women had penises...
When I get high, my boyfriend gets hot.
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Marduk
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Post by Marduk on Oct 29, 2004 23:48:40 GMT 10
Geez, I wish Paris Hilton was a dude. I am M/25, and I would throw myself at her feet if she was a shemale. Not to far off from possibility, if you check out her lack of a figure, big feet, and smoky voice. If Paris had a cock, she'd have even more fans than she has now, and I'd be first on that long line ready to bend over. I thought Paris was a guy from the start  he/she prolly went to Thailand to won that trans contest thing |
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Paul Dempsey. Scared Of Horses Era. Actual Footage.
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Post by psalmesque on Oct 31, 2004 15:40:19 GMT 10
I once created all the members of say somethign as wrestlers and made them beat the living hell out of each other.
Su was hardcore and beat the hell out of everybody.
we also made a wrestler dempsey who battled his was to the world championship belt.
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Post by cheer up emo kid on Nov 8, 2004 16:24:53 GMT 10
"For my friend's bachelor party in Vegas we hit a strip club. Just as my last lap dance was ending I jizzed on myself. I'm not sure if she noticed, and I'm not sure if that's good thing or not. In my defense, she might be the hottest girl I've ever seen. "
"I masturbate at the thought of a gal rubbin her pussy between my butt cheeks and sayin "Y Helo Thar Buttsecks."
"Take red food colouring and Bicarbonate of Soda and mix liberally into a small container.
Place lid on container, shake vigorously and stand well back.
Wait several minutes, then realise your stupidity as mixture sprays all over your mother's white kitchen ceiling.
Using matching white emulsion, paint over offending area.
Leave guilt/bemusement to stew for around 15 years, then confess...
...but not to your mum."
"I like to use random items to scratch my ass with. If I'm in the shower, I'll use the shampoo bottle or if I'm downstairs, I'll use the remote or a fork. Sometimes I'll scratch my ass with something dangerous, like scissors. I don't care"
"I pee in the shower"
"my penis is huge"
"I called my friend a bitch and the next day he turned gay. I blame myself"
"I'm scared to take a poo at work."
"I secretly take penis enlargement spam emails seriously."
"im in my mid 20s. sometimes i go to Toys R Us and buy Legos and when the person at the counter looks at me oddly i say they are for my nephew when in all actuallity they are for me =\"
"I had a dream had my penis turned into a vagina. What does this mean? I think it might be because i just had sex with my brother, but i dont know. Mabye its something else"
"I have fantasies of my mother-in-law taking out her false teeth and knawing on my penis."
"Every Sunday at church, I count how many times I can flip off my pastor without him seeing. My record is 63."
"I am afraid of jizz."
"This one time I peed in the sink at my school. "
"Last night I caught my girlfriend sniffing my asshole while I was sleeping. I'm 25 she's 23. I pretended to be asleep and not notice. She took twelve big sniffs, i counted. It was ridiculous. I was so close to laughing my ass off, no pun intended. But seriously i'm kind of weirded out by the whole thing. I think my chick may be an ass sniffer"
"I wish that I could kill and eat people. Just to see how it tasted."
"I enjoy the sexual presence of Goblins, and ninjas. Also elephants. I listen to three blind mice, while in my Ninja classes."
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Post by cheer up emo kid on Jan 30, 2005 22:13:34 GMT 10
this one is an absolute pisser
334269980 My favorite thing to do lately is get stoned and watch my tape of the New Kids on the Block True Hollywood Story. I don't know why.
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Post by Hecate on Jan 31, 2005 12:48:41 GMT 10
when i seriously think about it, i would so fuck myself if i ever had the opportunity. of course, after that i would probably drop my ass, because i'm too complicated.
when i was little i was in love with michelangelo from teenage mutant ninja turtles The first one is absolutely hilarious.  The second is just cute. The person may have had a crush on a turtle, but at least they lkiked the cool one. ;P |
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Post by Catfish on Jan 31, 2005 17:05:47 GMT 10
i got a toy train for my birthday from my mum ..i never used it until i was 17 when i shoved it up my pussy
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Catfish on Feb 1, 2005 17:14:19 GMT 10
I am severely addicted to grouphug.us now... and I even confessed something on it.  |
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Feb 1, 2005 17:44:14 GMT 10
I did too, ages ago. I saw it up and was convinced everyone that read it would know it was me. Shame no one who knows me read it, probably. Ha.
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Post by Catfish on Feb 1, 2005 18:37:59 GMT 10
Have you ever thought while reading them, "hmm maybe one of my friends has posted this!" it's really bizarre.
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Feb 1, 2005 22:14:39 GMT 10
Yeah, but a lot of them could apply to a lot of people I know. Which is disturbing. Hahaha.
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he/she prolly went to Thailand to won that trans contest thing 
