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Post by Firecracker on Dec 16, 2002 15:49:29 GMT 10
I hate that word -mortgage. I just want to wake up one day in a house with lots of land and it has already been paid off.
When is a million dollars going to fall into my lap?
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Post by fathershark on Dec 17, 2002 8:57:40 GMT 10
Around the same time I have a 15 inch penis I imagine.........
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Post by Firecracker on Dec 17, 2002 9:22:05 GMT 10
*squeezes legs tightly together*
Ouch!
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Post by fathershark on Dec 17, 2002 9:36:14 GMT 10
as if..........
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Post by Firecracker on Dec 17, 2002 14:27:49 GMT 10
the 'idea'
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Post by fathershark on Dec 17, 2002 14:29:50 GMT 10
"She's so lucky. She's a star. But she cries cries cries with her lonely heart...if there's nothing missing in her life then why do these tears come at night?"
- Aristotle, 322 B.C.
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Post by Tiberius on Dec 17, 2002 15:54:12 GMT 10
"Britney Spears rawks!"
- Justin, circa 1998.
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Post by fathershark on Jan 23, 2003 11:05:45 GMT 10
I loathe everything Britney represents. Having said that, I"d still give my left nut for an hour alone with her in a hobo wrestling pit with a few litres of custard.
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Post by dirtgirl on Jan 23, 2003 14:47:42 GMT 10
and here I am thinking you actually had moral standards...  |
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Post by fathershark on Jan 23, 2003 14:55:12 GMT 10
standards schmandards.
Actually I've become a much nicer person in the last few months. I put the toilet seat down.
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Post by dirtgirl on Jun 25, 2003 16:53:13 GMT 10
sounds like serious training! your wife must be a real terrier  |
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Post by fathershark on Jun 30, 2003 10:51:38 GMT 10
sounds like serious training! your wife must be a real terrier  this is going to sound absolutely audacious and insincere, but have you ever been with someone that makes you want to be a better person? |
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Post by fathershark on Jul 19, 2003 18:13:20 GMT 10
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Post by Seasick on Nov 20, 2003 22:39:36 GMT 10
My poor, poor brain. There there.
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