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Post by Tiberius on Jan 22, 2003 13:17:06 GMT 10
"Yeah, she's a beau'ty she iz", said the ugly man sitting at the bar to Zack. He had more piercings than Zack could count and a bright red mohawk. "Fancy a sticky bun mate?" he asked with his working class English accent. Zack politely declined the offer as the man nonchalantly shrugged his shoulders and continued to eat his pink sticky buns.
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Post by fathershark on Jan 22, 2003 13:36:23 GMT 10
Fathershark walked onto the scene, a woman draped from each of his arms, and another kneeled down in front of him, struggling hurridly with his fly..........
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Post by dirtgirl on Jan 22, 2003 14:52:35 GMT 10
...she was already to start power hoovering until she noticed a strange little red lump on Fathers member. On closer inspection it turned out to really be...
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Post by fathershark on Jan 23, 2003 9:18:39 GMT 10
His demon seed trying to work it's way from his body into a new host.
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 23, 2003 14:22:05 GMT 10
The ugly punk rolled his eyes as if he'd seen it before, but Zack looked in horror at FatherShark. What type of hotel was this anyway? No one in the bar seemed surprised, but Zack was frozen with fear.
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Post by dirtgirl on Jan 23, 2003 14:25:01 GMT 10
"Oh no!" Zack screamed. "This is the real Hotel California"....
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jan 23, 2003 17:35:09 GMT 10
Zack jumped over the counter and reached for an expensive bottle of bourbon and smashed it on the closest ledge, ready to attack Fathershark.
The what happened totally surprised him.....Fathershark ....
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 23, 2003 17:39:17 GMT 10
FatherShark's eyes glowed red. FatherShark ordered Zack to be calm. "You're lucky to have made it this far alive", FatherShark smirked. "You're safe among us here for now" he continued, "but those who were sent to assassinate you before are going to want finish what they started".
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Post by Lounge Act on Jan 23, 2003 18:34:57 GMT 10
"course, we'll do our best to try and stop 'em. but private security guards arent as good as they used to be". FatherShark's words didnt really comfort Zack. however, there was something he needed to know. "fathershark" he said "why do you have the body of a shark but the head of a human?"
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 23, 2003 21:25:20 GMT 10
FatherShark looked at him contemptuously. Although, excluding 16 year old blonde girls, FatherShark looked at everyone contemptuously. "I'm not even going to respond to that", he responded. "Your brain's still messed up. They must've whacked you up good".
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Post by fathershark on Jan 24, 2003 9:26:13 GMT 10
"Being a sympathetic soul, I can understand that you're not thinking straight at the moment, and you will come to regret this line of thinking" countered FatherShark. "Because I understand this, I'm only going to kick half of your teeth down your throat.........."
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jan 24, 2003 10:00:03 GMT 10
Zack was scared. He knew there was only one thing to do now. He moved towards FatherShark and....
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Post by Lounge Act on Jan 24, 2003 10:13:44 GMT 10
gave him a hug. "I love you dad".
Fathershark's face was a picture of unwelcome surprise
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 24, 2003 13:44:38 GMT 10
FatherShark pushed him away and said "that's enough, you need to sleep it off. You can stay here tonight but tomorrow we're going to have to find somewhere for you to hide."
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Post by dirtgirl on Jan 24, 2003 14:48:36 GMT 10
And with that, Fathershark grabbed the bottle of bourbon and Zack's ear and marched them both off to his hotel suite. Unfortunately the room although it had a lovely view with a complimentary overflowing bar fridge and spa, had only one king sized bed...
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