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Post by Tiberius on Jan 4, 2003 16:30:48 GMT 10
This is Dr Phil:  |
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jan 4, 2003 16:32:33 GMT 10
what is that unusual lump on his head? internal hair?
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 4, 2003 16:43:27 GMT 10
He's an alien obviously.
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jan 4, 2003 16:44:46 GMT 10
i used to be convinced a kid i went to school with was an alien as he resembled one of the aliens in a book i had read.
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Post by caelestis on Jan 4, 2003 16:56:07 GMT 10
hey, dr. phil will solve all your life problems!
his show is strangely entertaining to watch.
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Jan 4, 2003 20:01:59 GMT 10
i love dr. phil! goddamn darwin for not having channel 10.  does anyone watch david letterman? i don't really like it, but they have dr. phil's words of wisdom for the day, or whatever they call it. one day they had a clip of his words of wisdom being him saying "derrrrrrrrrrrrr". i pissed myself laughing. haha. seriously though, dr. phil is the shit. he just stands there and goes "you're not an ugly, worthless piece of crap" and they start bawling and hugging everyone. next he'll be making paraplegics walk, and giving sight to the blind. |
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jan 5, 2003 14:44:05 GMT 10
who does this fellow think he is? Jesus?
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 5, 2003 14:54:05 GMT 10
No, that's Oprah.
Speaking of Oprah, I hope the rumours of Bill Clinton taking over from Oprah when she retires are true.
Bill Clinton: "Hello everyone, and the topic for today's show is adultery... uh.... whoops"
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Jan 5, 2003 15:01:35 GMT 10
yes, oprah is the black jesus. all hail.
what about the episode where phil and his wife swapped roles? haha. that bastard can't cook a cake for shit. and who puts fruit straight into the trolley? he got like 20 apples, and just chucked them in the trolley. and i thought the man had a brain. :/
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jan 5, 2003 15:14:27 GMT 10
well theres your problem Mel, thinking men have brains.
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 5, 2003 15:21:14 GMT 10
While Deane and Dr Phil may be lacking in grey matter, other males have brains.
Well, in theory.
It's quite possible the males on this board are the only ones with brains. Hmm.
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Jan 5, 2003 15:28:03 GMT 10
well, apparently not, as deane has none.
i know i do though. i'm a damned genius i tell you. ;D
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jan 5, 2003 15:30:02 GMT 10
Yep Mel, you're a genius only in theory remember.
As for me - I'm just a totally weirdo.
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Post by somethingforkaty on Jan 5, 2003 17:43:05 GMT 10
I watch letterman too. They do so many stupid things on there, i love it! My fave segment is stupid pet tricks. I once saw this dog catch 10 frisbees in his mouth one by one [without putting any down]. um yeah ...
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Post by loux2 on Jan 5, 2003 22:04:10 GMT 10
just out of interest, what channel/time is this dr phil on? or is he just random?
yeah i heard about that bill clinton thing too. i'm having trouble remembering where i saw it but i think it was the naked news (go the naked news! hehehe)
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