faux ID

[fathershark]

singing said:

They have those metal detector things like at the airport as you go in

Yeah, I got waved over my one of those wands out the front of Maloney's at the last Sydney meet.

Amazingly, the knuckle dragging bouncer let me walk in with the pocket knife his scanner had picked up.

[tilted]

I got into the Metro with the ID im talking about, i didn't look much like the girl in the photo, but obviously just enough. The guy seemed to stare at it for long enough...

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[fathershark]

Thunderhead said:

As a serial killer?

Putting a couple of Welfare Recipients afloat in a tub of acid in an empty bank vault certainly does not lack imagination, but I just don't think of serial killers as having much of a sense of humour.

[Seasick]

FatherShark said:

With imagination and good humour, qualities that would also see you through in Adelaide.

Nah mate, alcohol gets me through this place

[Catfish]

singing said:

Pfft. I got into Heaven just after I turned 17.

It's amazing what dressing like a slut can do melon j/k.

[singingcirclesaway]

Fish, if you want me just come out and say it.

[Catfish]

melon. i want you.

there. happy?

[singingcirclesaway]

So yeah, since you want me so bad, I have this big credit card debt, and I'd love it if you could pay it off for me. You know, so I like you more.

;D

[Catfish]

HAHA

bloody chicks. it's all about the money isnt it? i mean there's all these big charades with love and sex and marriage and relationships and babies and in-laws and exes and secret homosexual lovers and fake ids but what it all really comes down to is just getting the guy to pay for your frickin credit card.

[singingcirclesaway]

Um, no.

[kim-b]

Does anyone else get a strange soothing sensation when you see these two images together?

[Catfish]

Yeah I've already made comment about that in another thread somewhere.