Post by fathershark on Mar 20, 2003 8:44:31 GMT 10
Geogre W. Bush's "Coalition of the Willing" has been renamed as of a few hours ago.
The Coalition of The USA, Britain, Spain, a couple of token Middle Eastern suppliers of US oil, some unheard of country in the South Pacific whose Prime Minister has recently started to dress like George W. Bush and thirty-odd countries ruled by US Government puppet dictators is now called:
The Coalition of Immediate Disarmament of Iraqi Offensive Tactical Sovereignty.
Today the Coalition of I.D.I.O.T.S. stepped up their campaign of rhetoric, reminding Saddam Hussein (again) that he had 48 hours (from yesterday) to leave the country of his birth or they would blow everything up, just in case he missed all that yesterday.
Having blocked all the borders to Iraq with troops, tanks and sandbags full of surplus wheat, stamped with a gigantic "USA", the Coalition of I.D.I.O.T.S. feel secure in the knowledge that if Saddam Hussien did decide to leave Iraq, that they would actually be able to catch him. Just like when they caught Osama bin Laden. Oh, hang on...
The Coalition of The USA, Britain, Spain, a couple of token Middle Eastern suppliers of US oil, some unheard of country in the South Pacific whose Prime Minister has recently started to dress like George W. Bush and thirty-odd countries ruled by US Government puppet dictators is now called:
The Coalition of Immediate Disarmament of Iraqi Offensive Tactical Sovereignty.
Today the Coalition of I.D.I.O.T.S. stepped up their campaign of rhetoric, reminding Saddam Hussein (again) that he had 48 hours (from yesterday) to leave the country of his birth or they would blow everything up, just in case he missed all that yesterday.
Having blocked all the borders to Iraq with troops, tanks and sandbags full of surplus wheat, stamped with a gigantic "USA", the Coalition of I.D.I.O.T.S. feel secure in the knowledge that if Saddam Hussien did decide to leave Iraq, that they would actually be able to catch him. Just like when they caught Osama bin Laden. Oh, hang on...