Post by fathershark on Mar 28, 2003 13:14:32 GMT 10
Three Kings 2
Director David O. Russell has announced that George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube, Spike Jonze and Nora Dunn have signed on to do Three Kings 2.
"Thanks to the Gulf War 2 we can now milk this fucker some more" said Russell between snorting lines of coke off a crack whores back. "We can finally expand the movies original content to include the new war, dinosaurs and big fuck-off guns that blow shit up!"
George Clooney was very excited by the role as he was having to take some serious roles since the revelations he was caught sodimising some artificial camels in the last movie. "I just wanted to get into the role, I mean Saddam fucks camels doesn't he?"
Primary photography will start in the next few months using a new technique called "Actually shooting Iraqi's" or ASI for short. "We now own that country, so we can do what ever the fuck we want. It's all for the art and I am sure those sand niggers will be happy to have the fuck shot out of them so my fellow fat arse American movie goers will enjoy the movie for it's realistic content".
Mr Russell said there will be no script for this movie. "We are just going to line some towel heads up and let George, Mark and Ice blast the fuck out of them, then debate the if America should have gotten involved in the first place."
Its all about the message...
Director David O. Russell has announced that George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube, Spike Jonze and Nora Dunn have signed on to do Three Kings 2.
"Thanks to the Gulf War 2 we can now milk this fucker some more" said Russell between snorting lines of coke off a crack whores back. "We can finally expand the movies original content to include the new war, dinosaurs and big fuck-off guns that blow shit up!"
George Clooney was very excited by the role as he was having to take some serious roles since the revelations he was caught sodimising some artificial camels in the last movie. "I just wanted to get into the role, I mean Saddam fucks camels doesn't he?"
Primary photography will start in the next few months using a new technique called "Actually shooting Iraqi's" or ASI for short. "We now own that country, so we can do what ever the fuck we want. It's all for the art and I am sure those sand niggers will be happy to have the fuck shot out of them so my fellow fat arse American movie goers will enjoy the movie for it's realistic content".
Mr Russell said there will be no script for this movie. "We are just going to line some towel heads up and let George, Mark and Ice blast the fuck out of them, then debate the if America should have gotten involved in the first place."
Its all about the message...