Post by loux2 on Apr 7, 2003 10:49:51 GMT 10
ok, sorry if this is crappily written, i heard it while drunk..
A lady walks into a porn store and has a bit of a look around and then walks up to the man at the counter ith a puzzled look on her face. she asks him "where are your dildos?".
He says "there just over there to the right, along the wall. there are many different shapes, sizes and colours, all designed with your pleasure in mind."
So she walks over to the wall and browses for a while. She then walks back up to the guy behind the counter and says "i'd like to buy that big red one please."
The shop assistant says "ah, sorry mam, the fire extinguisher is not for sale."
A lady walks into a porn store and has a bit of a look around and then walks up to the man at the counter ith a puzzled look on her face. she asks him "where are your dildos?".
He says "there just over there to the right, along the wall. there are many different shapes, sizes and colours, all designed with your pleasure in mind."
So she walks over to the wall and browses for a while. She then walks back up to the guy behind the counter and says "i'd like to buy that big red one please."
The shop assistant says "ah, sorry mam, the fire extinguisher is not for sale."