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Post by fathershark on Jan 6, 2005 12:02:42 GMT 10
www.okcupid.com/deathApparantly I am going to live until I am 79, but drop off in 2056 because of a Stroke. Thus I have lived 35% of my life so far. Take the test and report your own results.
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Post by somethingforkaty on Jan 6, 2005 12:34:58 GMT 10
Is there a history of any of the following in you or your family? Ugliness? LMAO So they are probably thinking better looking people live longer or something haha ;D "According to our research, you'll be dead by: August 2070 at age 90 by a stroke." I'm so glad I get to die in the month of my birthday  "As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman." WAHOOOO |
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Jan 6, 2005 12:39:06 GMT 10
July 2070 at age 86 of old age. As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman. (  Only because I started up exercise again, I'm sure.) WHY YOU DIE? 56% old age 24% ulcers/bowel toughness 13% loneliness 5% drowning of the lungs 2% wounds You have 23923.9 days left on this earth. You've already lived 24% of your life. (Is this place like thespark.com? I'd check it out but have to go to work.) |
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Jan 6, 2005 12:41:05 GMT 10
Oh, nevermind. It's a dating site.  And thespark died in the arse. |
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Post by somethingforkaty on Jan 6, 2005 12:57:58 GMT 10
WHY YOU DIE? 56% old age 24% ulcers/bowel toughness 13% loneliness 5% drowning of the lungs 2% wounds I had those too but stroke was 56% for me. I'm glad to see you got those last 3 as well so they are more likely standards or something. They are pretty weird and I was wondering that the hell out of all the info I entered said I was going to die from those weird things. Can they definitively [sp] say that someone died from loneliness? |
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Jan 6, 2005 13:00:27 GMT 10
Well, you hear about old people that have been together for like 3 million years having their partner die and suddenly, without reason, the surviving one dies like 2 weeks later. Who knows.
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Post by fathershark on Jan 6, 2005 14:24:08 GMT 10
I feel sorry for all of the women that outlive their partners by 20 years or so. They are typically of an age which is synonymous with much ugliness, so it is not like they are likely to ever get any pootang again.
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Post by somethingforkaty on Jan 6, 2005 23:50:58 GMT 10
Yeah but we'll all be playing bingo and having strawberry mousse served to us in a cup while worms will be eating you |
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cheer up emo kid
captain
you can't relate to people so you fill your life with stuff
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Post by cheer up emo kid on Jan 7, 2005 20:36:11 GMT 10
Yeah but we'll all be playing bingo and having strawberry mousse served to us in a cup while worms will be eating you oh..strawberry mousse..thats totally worth having knee height nipples for |
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Post by somethingforkaty on Jan 8, 2005 23:46:48 GMT 10
oh..strawberry mousse..thats totally worth having knee height nipples for Well yeah if you're too stupid to partake in the wonders of plastic surgery If that's not for you, you could shoot yourself in the head at a ripe young age and have death ala emo? |
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HeadingEast
captain
You've gotta fight for your right to SFK
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Post by HeadingEast on Jan 10, 2005 15:56:03 GMT 10
January 2067
at age 82
- probable cause -
cancer
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Troy Dann
captain
and the Golden G
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Post by Troy Dann on Jan 10, 2005 20:13:18 GMT 10
January 2065 - Age 78
Probable cause - Heart disease
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.
Terry was born before me and will die after me. How depressing.
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Confused
beautiful shark
EVERY ANGEL HAS A HALO...every halo has an angel
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Post by Confused on Feb 8, 2005 14:00:33 GMT 10
July 2066 - at age 79.
Probable cause - cancer.
As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average woman.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 22436.5 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 22% of your life.
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Only because I started up exercise again, I'm sure.)
And thespark died in the arse.
