Tasteless Joke of the Day (formerly known as TJOTD

[fathershark]

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender looks at him and says, "You sure you want 6 shots? Maybe you should ease up a bit."

The guy replies, "Hey, I just had my first blowjob." The bartender says, "That's great! Let me buy you another shot!"

The guy responds, "Dude, if 6 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, one more ain't gonna help."

[Troy Dann]

But that's not a tasteless joke... that guy clearly has the taste of man juice in mouth....

[Jurds]

Probably heard this one but anyway.........

A lady was doing here grocery shopping and began placing her items on the checkout. The male check out attendant began putting through items such as soup for 1, microwave dinners and tins of cat food.

The observant attandant noted "Your're single aren't you?"
"yes I am. how can you tell" replied the lady
"Because your're fu*#ing ugly" said the attendant

[somethingforkaty]

hahaha that's good

[Catfish]

I like these TJOTD. Can we make a mailing list or something to recieve them in my Inbox daily?

[Troy Dann]

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

[reykjavik]

Post of the Century!

[Troy Dann]

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"

[Seasick]

What's Pink and Red and Flies?

A baby sucked through a jet engine.

[fathershark]

Remember: You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends off on the couch.

[Seasick]

I like that one very much ;D In a cancel-all-morals sort of a way.

[reykjavik]

Have you heard that we're sending detergents over to Indonesia now? They're apparently washing up on the beaches.

Business has been picking up again in Phuket, at the bars. The locals and regulars have been drifting in.

[Catfish]

Those are really living up to the title of TJOTD.

[fathershark]

Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A: Christopher Reeve after a fire.

Q: What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?
A: Coughing up someone else's phlegm.

Q: What's black and has 23 tits?
A: The garbage bag outside of a cancer clinic.

Q: What do vegetarian worms eat?
A: Linda McCartney.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.

Q: What's the worst part about giving a cat a bath?
A: Cleaning all the hair off of your tongue.

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He finally got his gas bill.

Jesus walks into a hotel. He slams down a hammer and some nails on the reception desk and asks, "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"

[Seasick]

Hawaiian said:

Yes, you do need to suspend compassion for that one. I think it's still a bit too soon...

Possibly, but not for me ;D That one's classic.