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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 2, 2002 23:42:00 GMT 10
Do you know how we can get Osama bin Laden?
Lace a bunch of Watchtower magazines with anthrax and send the Jehovah Witnesses in after him. Those people can find anybody!
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 2, 2002 23:42:23 GMT 10
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"
Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 2, 2002 23:42:54 GMT 10
Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?
Because they can get bombed at home.
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Post by erishkegal on Jul 3, 2002 9:16:23 GMT 10
A canadian farmer, Bin Laden and George Bush are walking down the road, when they find a magic lamp. The genie says 3 wishes, 1 each.
The canadian says "im a farmer, my father was a farmer and my son will be a farmer. I want the land to be forever fertile in canada" the genie agreed, and it was done.
Bin laden said "i want a giant wall around all of afghanistan so no infedels can get in" The genie agreed, and the wall was built.
"tell me about this wall" said GB. the genie replied "Its 500 km high and 100km thick. Nothing can get in or out". GB said "Good. Fill it with water"
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jul 3, 2002 11:07:10 GMT 10
ive heard a simular one with the flooding joke except it wasnt afganistan - it was NSW ;D
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fallout*boy
beautiful shark
hey, be fair, everyone wants mr. toad's wild ride
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Post by fallout*boy on Jul 12, 2002 8:59:02 GMT 10
it's the year 2031, and a man and his son are walking through New York, at Ground Zero, and the father stops and looks around, and gets a little tear in his eye.
the concerned son says 'dad, whats wrong?' and the dad replies 'well son, 30 years ago here, used to stand two twin towers'
the son asked 'dad, what are the twin towers?'
the dad replied 'They were the work place of thousands of honest hard working Americans, it was the pinnacle of New York. Here, son, stood The World Trade Centre'
the son listened with awe 'so what happened to them?'
the father said 'well, 30 years ago, on this very day, they were destroyed by some Afganistans'
the son listened with even more awe and asked
'dad, whats Afganistan?'
;D
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Post by left on Jul 12, 2002 13:44:59 GMT 10
30 years ago on that very day? That will be my 43rd birthday!!!  September 11th 2001 was my 13th birthday...... |
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fallout*boy
beautiful shark
hey, be fair, everyone wants mr. toad's wild ride
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Post by fallout*boy on Jul 13, 2002 10:55:52 GMT 10
it was?? omg, you must be the youngest boardmember here?
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Post by somethingforkaty on Jul 15, 2002 19:15:12 GMT 10
"'dad, whats Afganistan?'"
That has to be the best one I've heard yet ;D ;D ;D ;D
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