Post by Catfish on Jun 22, 2002 20:42:19 GMT 10
A man is sitting in a bar upping the piss when the most beautiful sexy chick walks in. He can't believe how amazing this woman looks. Anyway, she walks over to him and sits down next to him and then says "I'll do anything for you, and I mean - anything - for you for just $100. There's a few conditions though."
The man finishes his drink and then decides to ask her what these conditions are. She says "You have to tell me what you want me to do in only 3 words. No more and no less."
The man has a long hard think about what this fine lady has said, then after a few minutes he takes his wallet from his pocket. Slowly he counts out 5 20 dollar bills and hands them one by one to her. He then looks deep into her eyes and says...
"Paint my house."
The man finishes his drink and then decides to ask her what these conditions are. She says "You have to tell me what you want me to do in only 3 words. No more and no less."
The man has a long hard think about what this fine lady has said, then after a few minutes he takes his wallet from his pocket. Slowly he counts out 5 20 dollar bills and hands them one by one to her. He then looks deep into her eyes and says...
"Paint my house."