light-bulb jokes

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How many Quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the room size--you need to fill the room first with blind-folded scientists. Then, upon a signal, they all remove the blindfolds and look toward the general area of the 'old' bulb. Then, when the waveform collapses, whoever is CLOSEST to the newly 'congealed' bulb, grabs it, and WITHOUT blinking, makes the change. Also, this procedure MAY required one additional physicist to remove a dead cat from the room

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How many Analytic Philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

None-its a pseudo-problem...light bulbs give off light (hence the name)...if the bulb was broken and wasn't giving off light, it wouldn't be a 'light bulb' now would it? (oh, where has rigor gone?!)

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How many Creation Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: one to change it quickly, and one to point out that no transitional forms occurred at all.

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How many Cartesians does it take to change a light bulb?

None--unfortunately, when the bulb blew out, they were all so shocked that they stopped thinking for that brief moment--and 'poof', they all just blinked out of existence.

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How many chaos theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just get the butterfly to flap its wings a SECOND time.

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How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
;D
A 40 year old mother of 4 boys with PMS has given us this answer-

One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even now that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would still be in the same spot and so would the wrapper the stupid fucken light bulbs came in!
WHY? Because no one ever carries out the garbage!! It's a wonder we all haven't suffocated from the piles of garbage in this house!

I'm sorry what was the question?

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he he he

It's funny 'cause it's true. ;D