Post by pinstripeme on Dec 3, 2002 17:33:23 GMT 10
"Be the first on your block to have bathroom voicemail! Record (and re-record) your own messages to surprise your friends. Only $19.95, and each extra unit is only $14.95. It only takes seconds to install, and comes in a great gift box. Runs on 2 AAA batteries."
"As seen in the finest outhouses! Nothing fancifies a commode like monogrammed toilet paper. Comes in all initials. What's more, these babies are signed by that famous designer, Pierre Derriere. Boy howdy! Only $6.95 for the first roll, then just $4.95 for each extra roll"