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Post by fathershark on Sept 24, 2002 12:54:54 GMT 10
A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 peach
1 plum
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 potato
1 museli bar
1 pie
1 box of cereal
1 frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says "single huh?"
The girl smile sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?"
He says, "cause you're fucking ugly"
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Post by WithoutWords on Sept 24, 2002 16:22:27 GMT 10
ehehehehehehehe, very amusing, thankyou ocne again for sharing you're knowledge of humour with us
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Post by fathershark on Sept 24, 2002 16:55:22 GMT 10
why shucks, thanks, it was nothing.
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Post by somethingforkaty on Oct 1, 2002 20:38:19 GMT 10
LOL
Gee, I guess I'm not allowed to only post "Lol" as a gesture to show my appreciation of your funny post so i had better pradle on a bit ...
la la la dee da
there that should do
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Post by fathershark on Oct 2, 2002 17:47:37 GMT 10
now that was uber-lame. You could have at least talked dirty to me katy.........
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Post by TheAstronaut on Oct 13, 2002 13:54:21 GMT 10
looks like because l*l is now taboo on these forums we need a new......thing.
ilmho (im laughing my head off)
tsff (thats so fucken funny)
or just:
lal (laughing about loudly)
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Post by WithoutWords on Oct 13, 2002 23:29:28 GMT 10
you forgot the msot important
lmao = laugh my arse off
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Oct 14, 2002 0:03:56 GMT 10
how about we just stick to:
shut the fuck up, damnit = stfu, d
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Post by somethingforkaty on Oct 19, 2002 23:38:09 GMT 10
That is so much worse than LOL will ever be  You could have at least talked dirty to me katy......... Dream on  I like STFU but i think it's a little negative when your trying to tell someone the post was v funny ;D |
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