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Post by TheAstronaut on Jun 30, 2002 10:48:40 GMT 10
what are your fave funny movie quotes? heres a few:
die hard 2:
reporter - "you give me this story and ill have your baby!"
mcclane - "not the type of ride im looking for"
jurassic park:
grant - "are you married?"
malcolm - "occassionally"
the rock:
soldier- "you...dont have a gun?"
stanley - " i umm.....i left it in my sock drawer"
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fish_slapper
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Post by fish_slapper on Jul 24, 2002 19:45:36 GMT 10
Anything from Austin Powers....
my fav is
Scott - "I wish i was never artificialy created in a lab!"
Dr Evil - "Scott, it hurts daddy when you say that"
;D
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Post by larry emdur is my hero! on Jul 24, 2002 20:31:44 GMT 10
Q. Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?
A. Yes, for twenty-four hours I refused to eat grapes.
- Woody Allen in SLEEPER (1973).
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.
-Woody Allen again...i forget where..
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Post by left on Jul 25, 2002 23:57:33 GMT 10
"I don't want to be a pie, because I don't like gravy"
-Chicken Run
This would usually not be funny, but when it's said by a little clay chicken in a scottish accent I just had to laugh! ;D
Has anyone seen The Young Ones? It was a tv show on back in the 70's. It's good for a laugh.
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Post by spongeboy on Jul 26, 2002 9:35:41 GMT 10
we're all going on a, summer holiday....
i love how the young ones incorperated live songs into the show.
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Post by fish_slapper on Jul 26, 2002 10:48:40 GMT 10
We had to learn that song in Primary school. *shudder* Memories - scarey. Though, choir wasn't that bad cause i played...yes the recorder, so i got out of singing a lot!
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Post by somethingforkaty on Jul 26, 2002 16:37:34 GMT 10
The bit in 'Clerks' where the main characters friend who works next door in the video store [can't remember there names] has a customer and she keeps asking him what he thinks of the vids and he isn't even looking at the titles.
Vid store guy "I don't appreciate your ruse."
Customer "What?"
Vid store guy "your clever attempt to trick me"
This is probably only funny if you have actually seen the film. If you haven't go and get it now - it's so very funny. It's the guy who made Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and that new one Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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Post by hawaiianrobot on Jul 26, 2002 18:35:04 GMT 10
An excellent Die Hard 1 quote:
Bruce Willis: "Yippy ey yo kay yay mother fucker"
Hahaha...crude but so funny.
Adam Sandler movie quotes...I know them all
Big Daddy
*whilst the lil kid is peeing on the wall*
"Hey, what's ya name? He'll write it on the wall for ya...MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!"
Happy Gilmore
*after he gets hit by a car*
Virginia -"Happy are you ok?"
Happy- "VOLKSWAGEN"
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Shooter: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
Happy: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
Little Nicky
"Poppeye's chicken is fucken awesome"
"Release the goooood"
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Blonde dude: "I love you"
Audrey: "So what?"
Blonde dude: "So what?...So Plenty!"
Forrest Gump
"I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.."
^SO cute!
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Jul 28, 2002 0:42:19 GMT 10
clerks is awesome. ;D especially that bit where they're (dante and veronica?!) talking about how many guys she has slept with, and then it comes up about how many guys she has given head to. and then she goes to leave, and dante yells out "try not to suck any cocks on your way to the parking lot!" and the customer in the store goes to follow her.  |
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 28, 2002 20:41:11 GMT 10
clerks is awesome. ;D especially that bit where they're (dante and veronica?!) talking about how many guys she has slept with, and then it comes up about how many guys she has given head to. and then she goes to leave, and dante yells out "try not to suck any cocks on your way to the parking lot!" and the customer in the store goes to follow her. LMAO !!! |
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Post by fathershark on Jul 28, 2002 21:14:04 GMT 10
Speaking of Clerks:
Randall: "This job would be fucking great without the customers.."
Dante: "Which Ones?"
Randall: "All of them........"
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Jul 29, 2002 2:50:32 GMT 10
and how about the scene where she sleeps with the dead guy in the toilet. ;D and when dante and randall are in the car, and randall makes dante admit he has tried to suck himself off, then calls him a dirty bastard. ;D oh, and then how randall is talking to the cops about the weirdness of the whole screwing-the-dead-guy situation, then she mentions how she once found a guy who broke his neck trying to give himself head. ;D (ie. see the film if you haven't!!!) screw it, how about the entire film, eh? true classic that one.  |
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Post by fathershark on Jul 29, 2002 10:08:33 GMT 10
I love all of Kevin Smith's movies - although they admittedly vary in quality. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back would be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
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Post by Orange_Sherbert on Jul 29, 2002 13:13:23 GMT 10
Happy Gilmore-
Granma-Excuse me, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk?
Hospital Guy: How about a nice, warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP!?
Reality Bites:
Vicki: He's weird, he's sloppy, he's a total nightmare towards woman...I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet.
Austin Powers: (playing blackjack)
Number2: Hit me.
Dealer: But you have 17 Sir...
Number2: I like to live dangerously.
------------then with Austin-----------
Dealer:...5
Austin: I'll stay!
Dealer: Uh, I suggest you hit sir...
Austin: I also like to live dangerously... ;D
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Post by fathershark on Jul 29, 2002 13:24:01 GMT 10
Chasing Amy:
Jay: So why the long face, Horace? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh... just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Dogma
Bethany: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?
Reality Bites
Michael Grates: "Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you."
Troy Dyer: "There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake."
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