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Post by spongeboy on Jul 29, 2002 16:51:25 GMT 10
austin powers....funny shit. i finally get your nick, ole orange sherbert.
dr. evil -what no sharks with lasers on their heads?
no.2 - no, but we have go some sea bass
dr. evil - are they evil sea bass
no 2 - no but they are quite ill tempered.
clerks
my love for you is like a truck
berserker
i want to you make fuck
berserker
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Post by Orange_Sherbert on Jul 30, 2002 12:25:41 GMT 10
Reality Bites-
Michael-"Well, I'm sorry if I'm not Mr 'Hey look at me, I'm Buddha on a mountain top!' "
*With Sammi and Vicki laughing at something uncontrollably*
Sammi: "Hey, Vicki just figured something out!Something wonderful!"
Vicki: "Yeah, look at this! Evian...is naive spelled backwards!"
Vicki: "I feel like I'm on some crappy show like Melrose place, and I'm the new character, I'm the AIDS character, and I teach everyone thats "It's OK to be near me, it's OK to talk to me..."and then I die. And theres everyone at my funeral wearing halternecks!"
Austin Powers:
(when they Austin comes out of the toilet cubicle, and the cowboy guy sees a man drowned in the toilet)
Cowboy: "Christ man...what did you eat?!"
Austin: "Shut your cake-hole, baldy!"
Austin: "Vanessa, stop worrying about that Italian bird! She's the town bicycle! Everyones had a ride!"
Scott Evil: "I really think he really wants to kill me!"
Counsellor: "Now scott, no one wants to kill anyone. We may say we do sometimes, but deep down, it's not true..."
Dr Evil: "No, the boy is really quite astute, I am in fact, trying to kill him."
Vanessa: "Did you use a condom?"
Austin: "No! Only sailors use condoms, baby."
Vanessa: "Not in the 90s!"
Austin: "Well, they should those filthy beggars, they go from port to port."
Waynes World-
Garth: "Hey...did you ever get turned on when Bugs bunny was dressed up like a girl bunny?"
Wayne" "...No!" *laughs*
Garth: "Heh...uh, yeah, me neither, I was just asking..."
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Post by fathershark on Aug 22, 2002 10:33:10 GMT 10
Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
Ferris : "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
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Post by TheAstronaut on Aug 22, 2002 13:43:06 GMT 10
from signs:
graham:(running around his house)
"yaaaaaaaaaah im going.....mad! ummm.....im yelling profanities, roar!!"
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Post by fathershark on Aug 22, 2002 14:10:19 GMT 10
Is Signs any good? I liked the Sixth Sense, and I LOVED Unbreakable - being a comic book geek.
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Post by TheAstronaut on Aug 22, 2002 14:13:10 GMT 10
its really good! scary, funny, dramatic!
but if you critizise the story line i wont really object, in some ways it was good. i think just the filming of it is supreme
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Post by fathershark on Aug 22, 2002 14:15:47 GMT 10
does the director make a cameo appearance as per usual?...
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Post by TheAstronaut on Aug 22, 2002 14:17:38 GMT 10
yep, in 3 scenes
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Aug 22, 2002 15:04:41 GMT 10
yeah, i heard he was a truck-driver or something similar. i'm going to see it today, so i'll let you know what i though, since, well, my opinion is the supreme in opinions. though i've heard some talk of it being a bit... shite. guess we'll see, ay.
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Post by Tiberius on Aug 22, 2002 17:07:03 GMT 10
I liked it. If you liked the suspenseful creepy atmosphere of the Sixth Sense and Unbreakable than you should like Signs. I think its main focus is with the subtext about faith, hope, and fate. It's a good movie. Go see it.
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Post by larry emdur is my hero! on Aug 22, 2002 20:58:19 GMT 10
the creepy, suspensful atmosphere of taking long pauses inbetween lines of dialogue?
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Post by hawaiianrobot on Aug 22, 2002 22:24:34 GMT 10
Have you people seen that movie Stir of echoes, it's similar sort of movie in the sense that you don't know what the hell is happening to the end. Evolution: "I think we have established that Ga-Gaw Ga-Gaw and tooki tooki do not work." Priscilla, Queen of the desert: "A cock in a frock on a rock, just what Australia needs!" The Castle: when the solicitor is asked what part of the constitution is in breach "Oh, it's just the vibes" Any line in that movie where Steven curry says something then his dad repeats it, like: "Dad says Steve (I think) is an ideas man" "Steve! You're an ideas man!" Or, "How much does he want for it?...tell him he's dreamin!" OR! "What's this?" "Ice cream" "Yeah but what have ya done with it!*excitement*" "Scooped it out of the punnet" Ok, I'm done  |
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Aug 23, 2002 17:45:14 GMT 10
i didn't really like the end of signs. boo. the end of sixth sense made me go "wtf!?! ohmigod!!" and at the end of signs i was like "uh, where did my shock-ending go?" though i thought it was pretty cool. not the best, but meh.
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Post by TheAstronaut on Aug 23, 2002 17:47:47 GMT 10
yeah, i was expecting something else after "it" happens.
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Post by Tiberius on Aug 23, 2002 19:24:37 GMT 10
The ending was....
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Okay, the ending wasn't a surprise twist like 6th sense true. It was about how Mel Gibson's character had lost his faith when his wife died. He'd lost his belief that there was a reason for things happening. The "signs" in his cornfield were more than a literal sign. They were a sign for him to find his faith again. When the alien tried to poison his son, his son couldn't breathe in the poison because he had asthma. Hence there was a reason he had asthma and it wasn't just bad luck.
It's like the SFK line again:
just assume that there is good reason for everything...
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