Rap Flow (go with the flow)

[Tiberius]

Once upon a time I was 10 years old. Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer were the "big" things at the time and my friend and I decided we were going to start a band and be famous. We needed a name for our band so upon seeing a footprint in the dirt one day we thought we'd call ourselves the Foot Prints. The first song we wrote was the following. It's uh... quite a classic.


Rap Flow (go with the flow) by the Foot Prints


here's a story about the Foot Prints
we got hooked on something called rap
rap is powerful beat
come on, come on, move your feet
make it cool
don't be a fool
so extreme
that you wanna scream
get down there like a rapping machine
come on, come on, just be mean

so, go with the flow
go with flow of rap rap (x2)

I went away yesterday
I past the shop
I didn't stop
I just wanted to survey the scene
you know what I mean
somethin' hit me on the head
y'know I thought I was dead
but that was a mistake
it was rap, comin' to take me back
because, you know, I'm into rap

so, go with the flow
go with flow of rap rap (x2)

yo! my heart was achin'
'cause my relationship with a girl was breakin'
I thought about it for a couple of hours
then it hit me, "I'll get her some flowers"
so I took them to her house one day
her parents said she was away
I said, "where did she go?"
and they said, "I don't know"
so I say goodbye and shut the door
I didn't really need them anymore
so I looked all over town
I looked left, right, up, and down
when I found her she was with another guy
I thought to myself, "my oh my"
I dropped the flowers into the dirt
I knew this relationship wouldn't work

so, go with the flow
go with flow of rap rap (x2)

[fathershark]

my God, that is the biggest pile of fucking crap I have ever read in my life.

Which puts it quite a way ahead of most commercial rap music. Well done.

[dirtgirl]

[fathershark]

Tiberius, I hope you are sufficiently bouyed by our words of encouragement.

[singingcirclesaway]

and just so you know, i still get your rap version of monsters in my head everytime i hear it. i accidentally sang it out loud the other day (the bust my azz bit), and well, thanks - god knows what these people think of me now. :/

[fathershark]

I'll take a punt, and say that they think you are a slightly promiscuous red headed nut case.

[larry emdur is my hero!]

people think that exact thing of me...which is really quite odd because my hair is not red, and i am more than slightly promiscuous..

[fathershark]

will the real manwhore
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

[dirtgirl]

go jussy
go jussy

;D

[fathershark]

you know I love when you all call me that

[Tiberius]

Tiberius, I hope you are sufficiently bouyed by our words of encouragement.

Uh, completely.

and just so you know, i still get your rap version of monsters in my head everytime i hear it. i accidentally sang it out loud the other day (the bust my azz bit), and well, thanks - god knows what these people think of me now. :/

I should feel proud. People are singing my lyrics.

[fathershark]

actually, they are singing Dempsey's bastardised lyrics.

[singingcirclesaway]

i dunno mark, it is pretty funny though. be proud.

[fathershark]

Mark, I loved it so much, I'm going to ask that you post it again - in this thread.

[Tiberius]

Well, if you insist....


Bangers by Somethun' 4 k8 (Somethun' 4 k8 are Orange Sherbert, Junk Bond Trader, and Tiberius)

I was hanging upside down, on the Westsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!!!

waiting to discover something about the hood
I couldn't get with the biatch's program and I couldn't listen to their shit
it was like trying to put a cap in yo ass

and I don't wanna kick cans in the gutter
and I don't wanna die mutherfucka
but these bangers, follow me 'round
huntin' me down, tryin' to bust my ass

bust my asszzz
bust my asszzz
bust my asszzz


And speaking of bastardized Dempsey lyrics; is it true that there was an actual rap cover of The Last Minute?