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Post by singingcirclesaway on Feb 4, 2002 10:28:47 GMT 10
for paul definately swallow. you wouldnt want to waste anything paul-related. nothing. im not *that* dirty. really. i mean, youre the one finding sexual connotations in something for kate song titles, spongeboy. but here are some anyway: easy you only hide... you can't please everybody rockwell (poor guy)
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Post by Captain BJ on Feb 4, 2002 16:34:48 GMT 10
Now this got a hell of a lot more interesting in a short space of time. Girls talking about giving head (by the way gals, people mistake me for Paul Dempsey all the time), people remixing SFK songs for porn movies (how Snoop Doggy Dogg are we?) and wondering where the fuck our roofs (or is it rooves) are...
A song about foreplay could be Sex is worth the wait
I've often been told when I'm in bed it's a bit like a Stunt show. And that it's a Monster. Needless to say, there's many Happy endings for the young ladies in question. They get Higher than you think. They are left WW after One Quarter of One Hour, the climax of which involves a Pinstripe of White Glue.
I think I may have just crossed the line.
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Post by dirtgirl on Feb 4, 2002 22:45:52 GMT 10
Has this this thread reached new boundaries of taste or what? Of course we are only here for your collective pleasure... Heartspark: I agree, I'd definately go the full cocktail with paul as well (waste not want not...), good suggestion about tying pd down first - I like it! 8) Catfish: how's that right hand of yours going? (hope it isn't getting too tired...) Captain BJ: it's okay, we already know about the sock... (whoa boy, put that horse away... ) - God damn boy your 'dreams' are hilarious Spongeboy: takes a dirty mind to know one. I think catfish isn't the only one with a well exercised right red hand (I can see you blushing!! (hmmm v. cute )) I do like your 'hustler' suggestions - very enterprising. Somehow I could image you as a white boy, trailer trash, snoop doggy dogg... My suggestions for your latest production include a fresh new take on 'old pictures' (see heartspark for suggestions ) and 'slow' ( just the way I like it ) Hehehehehehe...[glow=red,2,300] GOD you are ALL so FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!![/glow] (insert pd moan here ).
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Post by Catfish on Feb 4, 2002 23:02:06 GMT 10
This thread is just...... i dont know, but I've enjoyed it. But I'm left-handed. ?!!? Where did that galliano bottle disappear to dirtgirl? Stop looking at that picture of Paul's feet.
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Feb 4, 2002 23:42:05 GMT 10
poor paul would die if he ever read this, i swear. steph probably couldnt keep up with us. poor girl. ;D
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Post by dirtgirl on Feb 5, 2002 21:54:41 GMT 10
I agree, steph isn't a thoroughabred like us girls... You're right, paul would die: - from laughing so hard, if he read this...Also, i think he'd be flattered, actually Catfish: hope it was a good for you as it was for me (Interesting, you use both hands... ). As for paul, well it's his mind which REALLY turns me on PS I don't do galliano, only verve cliquot...
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Feb 5, 2002 23:18:03 GMT 10
if he wasnt flattered i would wonder what his problem was. i mean, lots of girls swooning over him, and wanting to give him head. most guys have to ask.
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Post by Catfish on Feb 6, 2002 1:32:01 GMT 10
Both hands... hmm so the old left hand excuse didnt work this time! dirtgirl - you got a picture of a verve cliquot bottle for me? I want to know what you are using for your... drinking... pleasure....
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Post by dirtgirl on Feb 6, 2002 14:32:41 GMT 10
Is my name Jennifer keyte? (verve cliquot fyi is VERY expensive french champagne - better tasting than bollinger or moet...). i agree heartspark, if paul didn't like what was on offer he'd have to be either gay or dead And while i'm being in an educational mood, for all you boys who have only taken but not given head, think of baileys mixed with lime juice...
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Post by Catfish on Feb 6, 2002 22:07:04 GMT 10
It's meant to change taste depending on one's diet. Apparently. I wouldn't know anything about that.
Over to you dirtgirl! *motions her way*
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Feb 6, 2002 23:32:38 GMT 10
i dont know about that - it just tastes foul all the time. or so i think. not that i would know or anything. ahem.
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Post by spongeboy on Feb 7, 2002 8:23:34 GMT 10
apparently eating pineapple helps the 'flavour'.......i'm not sure if lolly pineapples count though....
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Post by dirtgirl on Feb 7, 2002 14:21:56 GMT 10
Catfish: have you been experimenting with yourself? ( is it your favourite flavour, seems it's spongeboy's Hmmmmm I find it is usually quite salty (I only swallow for special men, for all the others, verve cliquot makes for the perfect mouthwash...
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Post by dirtgirl on Feb 7, 2002 14:23:56 GMT 10
i forgot to add a pineapple there somewhere
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Post by Captain BJ on Feb 7, 2002 18:08:52 GMT 10
Pineapples would help get me some?
Fuck, the fruit shop is closed... I hope Safeway (Woolworths for you non-Victorians) pineapples will do, if not, maybe Spring Valley pinapple juice?
Or would you settle if I just had a shitload of bourbon?
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