Weird SFK Dreams

[Captain BJ]

I'm pleased to say that I haven't tasted... um... myself...

I also haven't measured since I was about 14. Got a bit too mature to talk about penises.

And you girls are the filthiest on this board. I'm proud of you.  

[Catfish]

These girls are filthier than the 50 yr old drunks that I work with.... and they're pretty filthy! They dont listen to SFK but.

[singingcirclesaway]

filthy? why thank you. mummy would be so proud.

[TheAstronaut]

someone change this topic name to wierd sexual dreams/fantasies....or in some cases, sexual realities

[dirtgirl]

hmmmmmm, ahhhhh: MY GOD!!! i've just had the craziest, wildest dream i've ever had!!! Can't seem to remember all the details: something about a guy called paul; fish; sponges; captains; pineapples and champayne... oooooohhhhhh - yeahhhhhh   (insert: 'whatever you want': here  8)).  Hmmmmmm, why do I feel soooo achy and tingly all over?       ;D)  

pesce - (yeah,  that's you sexy cat  ) - so you like how girls taste? ....   8)

[Catfish]

i didnt understand your message dirty girly because it had too many wordys in it and i've had a bit of rummy.

[dirtgirl]

Pesce: I AM DEFEATED

where is the sponge? (at least he understands dirtgirls....)

[Catfish]

Well blow me, i dont know wtf u are on about now.... wtf is a pesce? is that another language for penis?

[dirtgirl]

And now a word from on high and down below to the illiterate cat who doesn't know that pesce is italian for fish...

Hello, this is Lucifer here, arriving direct to you from the shadows, illuminating everyone with the blazing torch of sin and currently channeling through dirtgirl.  I have just spoken with God.  We have decided that next time you stroke your dick, whilst drinking rum, and salivating over what UTTER  FILTH you would LIKE to do to dirtgirl  , we will either;

a) make you go blind, and/or

b) turn you into a pillar of salt

(We haven't decided which yet...   )

[dirtgirl]

I'm back - Whoah, that was intense!  "Thank's Prince of Darkness!"  8)

The other night, after an amorous tryst with one of my numerous mistresses ( ), I did away with my partner, bludgeoning her to death with a rare Cellini saltcellar.  

i was inspired not only by my strict moral code       installed in me since childhood, according to which a woman who indulges in the pleasures of the senses is unworthy of mercy, but also by an esthetic motive: namely, to experience the thrill of the perfect crime...


Grazie umberto e - thanks for your kind words, you're right, not all men are bastards  

[singingcirclesaway]

i feel all young and naive now. and stupid. im quite lost.  

[Catfish]

Err, you're not the only one heartspark! Put that bong down and come back to reality grotgirl!  

[dirtgirl]

Sorry i lost a few peope there! just been reading a bit of umberto eco lately...tis very funny  ;D (just trying to negate some VERY bad, libidio destroying vibes that i have been getting from this thread lately)...

Do I really have to put that bong down -dick suckerling boy ?

Now, how does that feel "sweetheart"? Does that turn you on? I know just how much you like to talk dirty - especially to grotty, dirty whores {did i read that right or was that just the rum talking?  }, filthy LITTLE boy...     ( )

[Catfish]

HAHAHAHA You are insane I tell you (and the others)! Insane!   You almost hurt my feelings for a moment there... I've got feelings too you know.   there you go, a kiss to make it better.

[dirtgirl]

lol: You're very lucky catfish that you have decided to say sorry - otherwise i'm sure the others here would have greatly enjoyed the spectacle of me giving you a good and through spanking...    ()

(sorry sparky if i lost the plot for half a nano-second, i'm sure you can understand why!  )