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Post by WithoutWords on Feb 3, 2003 13:37:12 GMT 10
ahh the forever klassy danni minogue has inspired the fowlling article from the SMH Dannii includes ode to her vibrator on new album
February 2 2003
Dannii Minogue has apparently turned to more than big sister Kylie for consolation after her latest relationship break-up - recording a raunchy tribute to her vibrator on her new album.
Dannii, aged 31, broke up with Craig Logan, her boyfriend of 16 months, before Christmas.
She's now penned Vibe On, an ode to her sex toy, for her forthcoming album, Neon Nights.
The song has failed to impress those in Britain who've heard it, with The Sun's normally generous showbiz writer Dominic Mohan describing it as one of the worst songs, with the worst lyrics, ever written.
It goes:
"Instead of just lying there, Why don't you show me that you're powerful, Put in triple X batteries just so you give me something wonderful, Change it up fast and slow Till I find the frequency I like. Love it when you do my vibe on Good vibrations, that's what gets my ride on, gotta have vibrations, Jump on to it, sit right on it, plug it in, give me my vibe on, gotta have vibrations. I don't want to put you down, looks like I'm a vibraholic now."
Dannii then begins rapping, saying: "Be like giving me vibrations over my stimulation, straight out of the box uhh the hesitation, your love is like a pony that I love to ride, making me crazy."
Neon Nights will be released in Britain on March 17.
hmm such a klassy girl isnt she?
dear me
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Post by dirtgirl on Feb 3, 2003 14:49:09 GMT 10
that has to be the most utterly pathetic thng that I have ever heard. Further evidence for the push for euthanaisa(sp) methinks...
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Post by WithoutWords on Feb 3, 2003 14:53:02 GMT 10
no, no
it's a push for legalising murder were necessary, euthenasia is done with the person concent, and i honestly dont think danni is done distrubing us yet
we need a big mob with burning clubs and stakes and what not
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Post by Tiberius on Feb 3, 2003 20:44:21 GMT 10
I see lack of talent runs in the Minogue family.
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Post by WithoutWords on Feb 3, 2003 21:00:02 GMT 10
I see lack of talent runs in the Minogue family. rowr the claws really come out i say you put up some competition .....don some hot pants, sing about your favourite sex toy i know i'd pay to see that
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Post by Tiberius on Feb 3, 2003 21:03:04 GMT 10
Sure if I was Dirk Diggler.
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Post by fathershark on Feb 4, 2003 11:08:54 GMT 10
Further evidence for the push for euthanaisa(sp) methinks... and not "Youth In Asia"?
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Post by dirtgirl on Feb 4, 2003 14:35:51 GMT 10
huh?
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Post by fathershark on Feb 4, 2003 14:44:49 GMT 10
I'm not even sure myself.
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