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Post by Captain BJ on Mar 14, 2002 20:45:26 GMT 10
I definitely feel sorry for all involved in what is really a sad tale... but shit, it's pretty damn funny as well...
Carey's worst enemy could not have scripted his downfall any better.
Someone mentioned Carey and Ablett as the two greatest of the 1990s... And they are now going to end up as outcasts through sex and drugs. Does that resign Hirdy (the other greatest) to a post-football career in rock and roll?
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Post by dirtgirl on Mar 14, 2002 22:43:47 GMT 10
Haha ya beat me to it!! Yes what a shame  What is the moral of the strory here? Think before you poke?  Poor bastards' gunna get taken to the cleaners in every sense... |
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Post by Glen on Mar 14, 2002 22:52:05 GMT 10
If he even survives the next 24 hours
Can't say as I think it's all that funny though, sorry guys
I just feel sorry for his wife, and Anthony Stevens
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Mar 14, 2002 23:23:44 GMT 10
what an arsehole.  cant keep his penis to himself. well, to his wife anyway. meanie. |
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Post by dirtgirl on Mar 15, 2002 0:09:12 GMT 10
Yeah a feel really sorry for Carey's wife, kids and Anthony Stevens... inexcusable...
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Post by larry emdur is my hero! on Mar 15, 2002 9:30:04 GMT 10
how come no one ever mentions mrs stevens...she's just as much the villian as wayne.
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Post by dirtgirl on Mar 15, 2002 14:30:49 GMT 10
agreed, it does take at least two to tango last time i checked stone her?... |
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Post by larry emdur is my hero! on Mar 15, 2002 15:47:12 GMT 10
fly out jerry springer - he'll know what to do!
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Mar 15, 2002 17:34:09 GMT 10
sure - as long as he brings steve. ;D
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Post by Captain BJ on Mar 16, 2002 17:57:59 GMT 10
This week's topic on Jerry (Springer, not "and the Manmade Sharks):
"Surprise, I've been sleeping with your team captain"
Hehe...
I said I feel sorry for the victims in this... but you can't help but laugh at how Carey's dick did to him what no centre half-back could (with the exception of that other dick Glen Jakovich).
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Post by dirtgirl on Mar 16, 2002 21:46:05 GMT 10
Yeah screw west coast, they have the rudest supporters!
Q: What's the difference between Wayne Carey and the Titanic?
A: Only 1600 people went down on the Titanic.
A new poll asked 1,000 women if they would have sex with Wayne Carey.
70% said, "Never again."
Q: Why does Wayne Carey wear boxer shorts?
A: To keep his ankles warm
A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars, he asked,
"Officer, what's the holdup?"
The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught cheating that he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, fans hate him, his team mates hate him and he now won't have the $1 million from his footy
contract. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
;D Couldn't resist...
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Mar 17, 2002 15:38:31 GMT 10
what do mrs. stevens and ansett have in common?
they both got screwed by a big roo.
;D
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Post by Captain BJ on Mar 17, 2002 17:24:24 GMT 10
What's the difference between Skippy and Wayne Carey?
Skippy can root anyone he likes and he'll still be a Kangaroo.
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Post by luceluna on Mar 17, 2002 21:48:44 GMT 10
i must live under a rock or something (or perhaps i've actually succeeded in filtering out sport from my life entirely  , but who is this Wayne character? i've picked up most of the story from your posts, but a ten-words-or-less summary would be good. in fact, there's a challange for you all! sum up the Carey fiasco (i assume it's a fiasco?) in 10 words or less ;D |
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Post by Dazza on Mar 17, 2002 21:54:43 GMT 10
Im not from melbourne so I also know very little about this whole thing
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What is the moral of the strory here? Think before you poke? 
cant keep his penis to himself. well, to his wife anyway. meanie.
, but who is this Wayne character? i've picked up most of the story from your posts, but a ten-words-or-less summary would be good.