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Post by fathershark on Mar 19, 2003 8:02:49 GMT 10
okay, I've taken the top 3 candidates from what we will consider a preselection poll. You now need to vote between the 3 of us.
And remember, I have a big black dick.
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Post by TheAstronaut on Mar 19, 2003 9:42:15 GMT 10
im going the shark all the way.....not for the big black dick though.
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Post by fathershark on Mar 19, 2003 11:04:32 GMT 10
thanks for your support Deane. I'll be back in Brisbane for another week in June, and expect you to actually call me this time. I'll take you out for a lapdance in the Valley.
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Post by Tiberius on Mar 19, 2003 21:43:26 GMT 10
Friends, 'Katers, SaySomethingians, lend me your votes and I will promise to work for you as your elected class president looking out for your interests. My opponent has been turning this into a popularity contest boasting of his genetic anomaly of an appendage but he ignores the real issue of who's the best person to get on with the job. He has also lacked any clear policies thus allow me to outline my policies so you may be better informed;
Taxation policy: No tax.
Health policy: Free ice cream for all sick people.
Women policy: Free ice cream for all menstruating women.
War policy: George and Saddam will be forced to listen to Enrique Iglesias repeatedly until they come to their senses.
Arts policy: Extra funding for Something for Kate to make more music.
Education policy: All school students must study Something for Kate as part of the curriculum.
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written, spoken, and authorized by Tiberius for the 'elect Tiberius as class president' party
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Post by fathershark on Mar 20, 2003 7:55:32 GMT 10
As a candidate for this election I make a commitment to not directly contribute to the psuedo-intellectual sludge that these forums currently reek of.
I also promise not to make any further mention of the surgically grafted penis which I obtained from a 8ft tall black man called "Guido".
Finally, if elected I shall strive to not spend so much time sneaking around in your backyards with a video camera while you are all asleep.
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Post by fathershark on Mar 20, 2003 10:55:02 GMT 10
I'd like to introduce you to my running mate Cthulhu.  Cthulhu is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Cthulhu appears in various monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory preserves Him as humanity's most basic nightmare. Cthulhu is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever. VOTE 1 FATHERSHARK FOR HIS WEIRDNESS QUOTIENT |
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Post by fathershark on Mar 20, 2003 15:25:46 GMT 10
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Post by TheAstronaut on Mar 20, 2003 15:33:42 GMT 10
you really are desperate, arent you Justin?
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Post by fathershark on Mar 21, 2003 7:36:43 GMT 10
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Post by fathershark on Apr 7, 2003 16:09:42 GMT 10
Holy Shit - Smellanie is actually winning the Class Presidential Election.
Fuck that. Vote 1 Justin. He's great in bed.
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Post by back2u on Apr 7, 2003 16:14:09 GMT 10
No no! Not the transgender clown again! |
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Post by somethingforkaty on Apr 7, 2003 16:36:14 GMT 10
We have a tie. We need someone else to vote so we can have a winner .....
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Post by back2u on Apr 7, 2003 16:43:13 GMT 10
OMG I haven't heard from Cthulhu since high school what's that bastard up to these days?
Seriously my psychotic sagitarian mate was heavily into him back in the day and all I heard was Cthulhu this and Cthulhu that.
That and something called like "Yog soppoth" and I'm spelling it phoenetically here because I never saw him write it anywhere.
I voted for you solely based on your post from the tourist website mate, well because of the section pertaining to drop bears to be precise.
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Post by back2u on Apr 7, 2003 16:47:21 GMT 10
well that and the  ah that's better, damn this feeble mind |
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Post by back2u on Apr 7, 2003 18:06:19 GMT 10
This is so exciting the suspense is killing me who will win out in the Tie Break  |
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