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www.michaelmoore.com/
Monday, March 17, 2003
A Letter from Michael Moore to George W.
Bush on the Eve of War
George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC
Dear Governor Bush:
So today is what you call "the moment of truth," the day that
"France and the rest of world have to show their cards on the
table." I'm glad to hear that this day has finally arrived. Because,
I gotta tell ya, having survived 440 days of your lying and
conniving, I wasn't sure if I could take much more. So I'm glad to
hear that today is Truth Day, 'cause I got a few truths I would like
to share with you:
1. There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and
Fox News aside) who is gung-ho to go to war. Trust me on this
one. Walk out of the White House and on to any street in
America and try to find five people who are PASSIONATE about
wanting to kill Iraqis. YOU WON'T FIND THEM! Why? 'Cause NO
Iraqis have ever come here and killed any of us! No Iraqi has
even threatened to do that. You see, this is how we average
Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is not perceived as a
threat to our lives, then, believe it or not, we don't want to kill
him!
Funny how that works!
2. The majority of Americans -- the ones who never elected you
-- are not fooled by your weapons of mass distraction. We know
what the real issues are that affect our daily lives -- and none of
them begin with I or end in Q. Here's what threatens us: two and
a half million jobs lost since you took office, the stock market
having become a cruel joke, no one knowing if their retirement
funds are going to be there, gas now costs almost two dollars --
the list goes on and on. Bombing Iraq will not make any of this
go away. Only you need to go away for things to improve.
3. As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to
lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole
world is against you, Mr. Bush. Count your fellow Americans
among them.
4. The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The
Pope! But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out
against you! How bad does it have to get before you realize that
you are an army of one on this war? Of course, this is a war you
personally won't have to fight. Just like when you went AWOL
while the poor were shipped to Vietnam in your place.
5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of
South Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed
forces! If you really want to stand up for America, please send
your twin daughters over to Kuwait right now and let them don
their chemical warfare suits. And let's see every member of
Congress with a child of military age also sacrifice their kids for
this war effort. What's that you say? You don't THINK so? Well,
hey, guess what -- we don't think so either!
6. Finally, we love France. Yes, they have pulled some royal
screw-ups. Yes, some of them can be pretty damn annoying.
But have you forgotten we wouldn't even have this country known
as America if it weren't for the French? That it was their help in
the Revolutionary War that won it for us? That our greatest
thinkers and founding fathers -- Thomas Jefferson, Ben
Franklin, etc. -- spent many years in Paris where they refined the
concepts that lead to our Declaration of Independence and our
Constitution? That it was France who gave us our Statue of
Liberty, a Frenchman who built the Chevrolet, and a pair of
French brothers who invented the movies? And now they are
doing what only a good friend can do -- tell you the truth about
yourself, straight, no b.s. Quit pissing on the French and thank
them for getting it right for once. You know, you really should
have traveled more (like once) before you took over. Your
ignorance of the world has not only made you look stupid, it has
painted you into a corner you can't get out of.
Well, cheer up -- there IS good news. If you do go through with
this war, more than likely it will be over soon because I'm
guessing there aren't a lot of Iraqis willing to lay down their
lives
to protect Saddam Hussein. After you "win" the war, you will
enjoy a huge bump in the popularity polls as everyone loves a
winner -- and who doesn't like to see a good ass-whoopin' every
now and then (especially when it 's some third world ass!). So
try your best to ride this victory all the way to next year's
election.
Of course, that's still a long ways away, so we'll all get to have a
good hardy-har-har while we watch the economy sink even
further down the toilet!
But, hey, who knows -- maybe you'll find Osama a few days
before the election! See, start thinking like THAT! Keep hope
alive! Kill Iraqis -- they got our oil!!
Yours,
Michael Moore
www.michaelmoore.com
Monday, March 17, 2003
A Letter from Michael Moore to George W.
Bush on the Eve of War
George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC
Dear Governor Bush:
So today is what you call "the moment of truth," the day that
"France and the rest of world have to show their cards on the
table." I'm glad to hear that this day has finally arrived. Because,
I gotta tell ya, having survived 440 days of your lying and
conniving, I wasn't sure if I could take much more. So I'm glad to
hear that today is Truth Day, 'cause I got a few truths I would like
to share with you:
1. There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and
Fox News aside) who is gung-ho to go to war. Trust me on this
one. Walk out of the White House and on to any street in
America and try to find five people who are PASSIONATE about
wanting to kill Iraqis. YOU WON'T FIND THEM! Why? 'Cause NO
Iraqis have ever come here and killed any of us! No Iraqi has
even threatened to do that. You see, this is how we average
Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is not perceived as a
threat to our lives, then, believe it or not, we don't want to kill
him!
Funny how that works!
2. The majority of Americans -- the ones who never elected you
-- are not fooled by your weapons of mass distraction. We know
what the real issues are that affect our daily lives -- and none of
them begin with I or end in Q. Here's what threatens us: two and
a half million jobs lost since you took office, the stock market
having become a cruel joke, no one knowing if their retirement
funds are going to be there, gas now costs almost two dollars --
the list goes on and on. Bombing Iraq will not make any of this
go away. Only you need to go away for things to improve.
3. As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to
lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole
world is against you, Mr. Bush. Count your fellow Americans
among them.
4. The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The
Pope! But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out
against you! How bad does it have to get before you realize that
you are an army of one on this war? Of course, this is a war you
personally won't have to fight. Just like when you went AWOL
while the poor were shipped to Vietnam in your place.
5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of
South Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed
forces! If you really want to stand up for America, please send
your twin daughters over to Kuwait right now and let them don
their chemical warfare suits. And let's see every member of
Congress with a child of military age also sacrifice their kids for
this war effort. What's that you say? You don't THINK so? Well,
hey, guess what -- we don't think so either!
6. Finally, we love France. Yes, they have pulled some royal
screw-ups. Yes, some of them can be pretty damn annoying.
But have you forgotten we wouldn't even have this country known
as America if it weren't for the French? That it was their help in
the Revolutionary War that won it for us? That our greatest
thinkers and founding fathers -- Thomas Jefferson, Ben
Franklin, etc. -- spent many years in Paris where they refined the
concepts that lead to our Declaration of Independence and our
Constitution? That it was France who gave us our Statue of
Liberty, a Frenchman who built the Chevrolet, and a pair of
French brothers who invented the movies? And now they are
doing what only a good friend can do -- tell you the truth about
yourself, straight, no b.s. Quit pissing on the French and thank
them for getting it right for once. You know, you really should
have traveled more (like once) before you took over. Your
ignorance of the world has not only made you look stupid, it has
painted you into a corner you can't get out of.
Well, cheer up -- there IS good news. If you do go through with
this war, more than likely it will be over soon because I'm
guessing there aren't a lot of Iraqis willing to lay down their
lives
to protect Saddam Hussein. After you "win" the war, you will
enjoy a huge bump in the popularity polls as everyone loves a
winner -- and who doesn't like to see a good ass-whoopin' every
now and then (especially when it 's some third world ass!). So
try your best to ride this victory all the way to next year's
election.
Of course, that's still a long ways away, so we'll all get to have a
good hardy-har-har while we watch the economy sink even
further down the toilet!
But, hey, who knows -- maybe you'll find Osama a few days
before the election! See, start thinking like THAT! Keep hope
alive! Kill Iraqis -- they got our oil!!
Yours,
Michael Moore
www.michaelmoore.com