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Post by hawaiianrobot on Mar 22, 2003 18:11:12 GMT 10
So, who remembers the game where you try and relate one thing to another? Eg: bananas and teddy bearsBanana's are a fruit, this fruit has it's own show, the show also stars teddy bears Ok so here are the rules, I will start by giving you two things to relate, once you have related them, you give the next person two. Badda bing, badda boom. This should be good ;D First two: Custard and finger nails |
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Post by kim-b on Mar 22, 2003 20:08:40 GMT 10
Custard is a yellow liquidy food, after smoking for years and years your fingers will turn yellow, fingers commonly have fingernails on them.
Second Two:
Fax Machine and Koalas
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Post by WithoutWords on Mar 22, 2003 23:18:56 GMT 10
i sent a fax to my host sister in japan, she has a sister, her sister loves koalas
belly button fluff and tv guide
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Post by Tiberius on Mar 23, 2003 19:03:51 GMT 10
Apparently belly button fluff is actually the excrement of tiny microbes that live in your navel, or so said Dr Karl who I'm sure I saw on the cover of a tv guide once.
librarian and catwalks
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Post by fathershark on Mar 24, 2003 11:47:09 GMT 10
Librarians are self-important psuedo intellectuals.............just like anyone who graces a Catwalk
Christianity and Anal Sex
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Post by WithoutWords on Mar 24, 2003 15:30:12 GMT 10
this is too easy
christianity -> abuse in the catholic church -> anal sex
mine are
chicken testicles and stonehenge
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Post by dirtgirl on Mar 24, 2003 15:45:51 GMT 10
chicken testicles, a favourite pagan offering especially in spring, were commonly threaded together with catgut to form delightful necklaces which adorned virtuous virgins, who danced the 'chicken delight'TM dervish in the shadow of the stonehedge monoliths before being ceremoniously barbequed (with 11 secret herbs and spices) as the full blue moon rose...
datsuns and dickheads ....
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Post by hawaiianrobot on Mar 24, 2003 17:07:39 GMT 10
a datsun is an old care that is usually owned by old mean who are usually dickheads (sorry if ya own a datsun)
Lemon juice and advances english
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Post by fathershark on Mar 26, 2003 14:44:37 GMT 10
Lemon Juice is the product of lemons of which a slice can be found in a Gin & Tonic - regularly consumed by alcoholic Advanced English teachers who have difficulty grappling with the reality that they're rapidly devolving after spending so much time with obnoxious teenagers that have horrible skin blemishes.
Automatic Weapons and the Mentally Handicapped
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Jerry
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Post by Jerry on Mar 26, 2003 21:17:20 GMT 10
Automatic weapons are used to fight wars and only the mentally handicapped go to war and support the killing of innocent people
Dentists and Meat Pies
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Post by somethingforkaty on Mar 26, 2003 22:26:03 GMT 10
Don't even THINK about eating a meat pie after you have been to the dentist and had teeth pulled because you are going to drool it everywhere.
Toenail clippings AND Bath Mould
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Post by WithoutWords on Mar 28, 2003 14:29:13 GMT 10
toenail clippings --> nail scissors --> bathroom --> mould
small metal balls and....................yoghurt
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Jerry
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Post by Jerry on Mar 28, 2003 22:55:29 GMT 10
small metal balls like ballbearings are easy to lose because they're so small... chunks of fruit are small too and they can be found in yoghurt...
wasting time and bum fluff
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Post by hawaiianrobot on Mar 29, 2003 17:13:10 GMT 10
wasting time - time wasted - minutes gone by - watching minutes gone by can get you into a state of boredom, when people are bored they do stupid things like picking out their bum fluff!
Hallucinagenic (sp) and kamikaze
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