See - IRC CAN be fun AND educational

[fathershark]

<Drive_me_> you didn't offend me... you disturbed me.
<frshark> have I ever directly spoken to you before tonight?
<frshark> that doesn't constitute much of an obsession?
<Drive_me_> that's not what I'm talking about. your desire to offend is just embarassing.
<frshark> Because I say all of these things in church?
<frshark> Or to your grandmother?
<Drive_me_> no. because you have this big act where you try to prove to everyone that you do.
<frshark> Actually, its not an act.
<frshark> You know me from Adam dickhead.
<frshark> Don't pretend you have a clue what you are talking about
<Drive_me_> I don't. I just feel fucking sorry for you.
<frshark> thanks. That completes my yearly donation to the Pity Bank.
<frshark> I'll get myself a gold stamp yet!
<Drive_me_> you do that.
<frshark> you
<frshark> don't know me
<frshark> you don't know a remote detail about my life
<Drive_me_> I don't want to.
<frshark> and if you think these electromagnetic pulses that flash across your screen are important
<frshark> then you are a dickhead
<Drive_me_> I don't. I don't give a shit about you. I don't like you. I don't make a big deal of it... I don't know why you do.
<frshark> tell me its not true.
<frshark> See
<frshark> I've based
<frshark> my entire self esteem
<frshark> on the assumption that you like me
<frshark> My entire world
<frshark> is in disarray
<Drive_me_> then why do you care if I have you on ignore?
<frshark> Because I'm recruiting for a Pyramid Scheme and you are another opportunity.
<Drive_me_> cool. well I did my stint thanks. bye.
<frshark> Do you mind if I cut and paste this and share it with others? I've really found "myself" in this conversation.
<Drive_me_> feel free.
<frshark> nooch

[Firecracker]

Who was it? Someone from here?

If someone got to you, like really hit that sensitive spot, would you ever crack it? Or still laugh it off?
It seems that shit just glides off you, and that's a good thing, I guess.
Is this a compliment? Shhhhh.

[fathershark]

yeah, it was Tim. He frequents these forums, along with the message board that is mainly geared towards people dealing with latent homosexuality and a general inability to deal with aggression.

Everyone has a breaking point - still, I haven't been in a fight since high school (which is a good thing, as I am essentially a 85kg weakling)

[somethingforkaty]

This is why we needed that members page!

I know 'drive' off mIRC as Tim, but who is he on the forum?

[fathershark]

"timbaxterml" which means "Cakehole Maintenance Technician" in Latin.

[somethingforkaty]

Ahh ok i see. So why is he so mad @ you

[fathershark]

I said some mean things which apparantly upset his fragile little world which is largely contructed from pavolva and wet cardboard. I may have also used the term "Overly Sensitive Pole Stork" - but I am not sure.

[Incognito]

what server are you guys on atm>?

[Tiberius]

Undernet.

[sar]

i could easily have taken offense at a shitload of things justin has said in the past... but the fact of the matter is, he's so fucking funny that you just let it slide. seriously, without sucking arse, the guy practically sweats comic gold. props to the shark.

[fathershark]

someone has just been added to my christmas card list.........and I've printed that last post to stick on my fridge at home. It is so refreshing to know that I am making a difference in this crazy world.......*stifles a tear*

My grandmother accused me of being an affront to all that is moral and good - that shows her. I don't feel nearly as guilty about putting an ad in the local swingers publication on her behalf now - I hear she's been quite popular among men that like colostomy bags.