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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jun 27, 2002 0:37:33 GMT 10
I am a big fan of blonde jokes, so guys... post all the ones you know here!!!!!! ;D
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jun 27, 2002 0:38:55 GMT 10
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jun 27, 2002 0:39:49 GMT 10
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jun 27, 2002 0:40:33 GMT 10
A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, ''Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there?'' The guy on the street picks up an ear saying, ''Is this it?'' ''No,'' was the reply from the blonde carpenter, ''mine had a pencil behind it.''
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jun 27, 2002 0:41:57 GMT 10
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jun 27, 2002 0:52:07 GMT 10
What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?
Islands In The Stream.
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jun 27, 2002 0:52:41 GMT 10
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jun 27, 2002 0:54:09 GMT 10
How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jun 27, 2002 0:54:49 GMT 10
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jun 27, 2002 0:55:32 GMT 10
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747!
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Post by dean_martin on Jun 27, 2002 1:12:24 GMT 10
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. Out of the blue, she blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She picks out the cutest one.
He looks at her and says "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?"
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Post by dean_martin on Jun 27, 2002 1:13:36 GMT 10
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jun 27, 2002 13:57:17 GMT 10
lol muzzy pepped is supreme when it comes to this. a brunette and six blondes are climbing a mountain. to make it to the top, one must drop off to release weight from the rope. the brunette decides she will and gives a speech. suddenly the rope is relivied of its its tension when the blondes give her a round of applause for her speech. * i have no inentions on insulting blondes - i am just telling a joke here  |
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jun 27, 2002 13:58:15 GMT 10
lol muzzy pepped is supreme when it comes to this. a brunette and six blondes are climbing a mountain. to make it to the top, one must drop off to release weight from the rope. the brunette decides she will and gives a speech. suddenly the rope is relivied of its its tension when the blondes give her a round of applause for her speech. * i have no inentions on insulting blondes - i am just telling a joke here |
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jun 27, 2002 13:59:25 GMT 10
sorry about the double post....slow connection, had to fresh....stupid thing :/
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