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Post by TheAstronaut on Jun 27, 2002 19:39:29 GMT 10
did you hear about the blonde who put white out on her monitor? she made a spelling error.
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Post by left on Jun 30, 2002 15:29:16 GMT 10
LOL... ;D
That was a good one Deane and Muzzy that artificial intelligence was a classic.
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jul 2, 2002 19:25:27 GMT 10
one of the idiots at school said 'joystick' instead of monitor.....so everyone laughed at him
hes blonde too!
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 2, 2002 23:45:16 GMT 10
LOL ! How embarrasing!
More lovely blonde jokes ;D
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 2, 2002 23:45:48 GMT 10
How do you get a blonde on the roof?
....tell her drinks are on the house.
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 2, 2002 23:46:25 GMT 10
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 2, 2002 23:47:03 GMT 10
Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
So they don't crap on the street during parades!
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 2, 2002 23:47:44 GMT 10
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.
She hears: “Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 2, 2002 23:48:20 GMT 10
Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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Post by singingcirclesaway on Jul 3, 2002 2:52:35 GMT 10
one of the idiots at school said 'joystick' instead of monitor.....so everyone laughed at him hes blonde too! he probably got confused with that other blonde joke. something about how do you know if a blonde has used a computer? there is a condom on the joystick, the mouse is in a mousetrap and blahblah. stupid thing.  |
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jul 3, 2002 11:04:40 GMT 10
lol funny one mel
yet again the muzz has them all
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Post by left on Jul 4, 2002 21:18:09 GMT 10
I thought I'd bring this up.
I was talking to a friend the other day and somehow the topic went to hair colour. I brought up the fact that when I was younger my hair was blonde and it got darker as I got older. My friend said straight away "Oh, that's because you got smart."
Later on in the conversation she asked why I think our school has such a problem with students dying their hair, especially dying their hair blonde. I replyed with "It is a school. They prefer smart people."
Oh well it was funny at the time.
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Post by somethingforkaty on Jul 5, 2002 23:25:27 GMT 10
hahahahaha ;D Oh. Wait a minute, I'm blonde  [ * goes and hides in corner ] |
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 6, 2002 0:22:48 GMT 10
Just for you Katy ;D LOL
Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?
Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 6, 2002 0:24:18 GMT 10
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.
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