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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 6, 2002 0:24:57 GMT 10
This one is for FatherShark:
A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 6, 2002 0:25:42 GMT 10
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me."
So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 6, 2002 0:26:40 GMT 10
A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick.
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 6, 2002 0:28:28 GMT 10
Brunette Meets Genie
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 6, 2002 0:31:24 GMT 10
I hope you guys don't mind me posting all these jokes. I just keep finding so many good ones.   |
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jul 6, 2002 18:32:23 GMT 10
whats ur source muzz? theyre quite good  |
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Post by left on Jul 6, 2002 22:17:24 GMT 10
Muzzy do you have a book or something because you seem to be pretty plentiful with the dumb blonde jokes. ;D My question is- Do you actually know any dumb blondes?  |
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 6, 2002 23:03:14 GMT 10
Actually i like looking up jokes on the Internet. I got all the jokes i posted from: www.jokes.comThey have some shit jokes there but also lots of good ones. Hey, what can i say, i love to laugh |
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Post by TheAstronaut on Jul 7, 2002 16:15:09 GMT 10
when i laugh too much my jaw gets sore and i cant talk for a few hours
usually happens whenever im with one of my crazy friends, man he has some funny stories ;D
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 7, 2002 18:18:29 GMT 10
sweet ;D
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Post by Orange_Sherbert on Jul 9, 2002 22:02:19 GMT 10
A blonde and a brunette were in a breaststroke race.
The brunette took 2 mins to complete the race, while the blonde took 45 mins. When the blonde reached the end, she went up to the brunette, and said "You cheated! You used your arms!"
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 10, 2002 0:03:40 GMT 10
You guessed it, i have more blonde jokes for you guys Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her. After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo. The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!'' |
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 10, 2002 0:04:31 GMT 10
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 10, 2002 0:06:05 GMT 10
May offend some littlies
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
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Post by Muzzy Pepped on Jul 10, 2002 0:06:58 GMT 10
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''
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